Tuesday, May 19, 2009

A toilet memo.


Just so you all know how incredibly important my job is, I am posting a memo I wrote at the request of my boss yesterday.

"To whom it may concern,

The ______ employees who work at ________ have a concern about the condition of the restroom closest to our offices in this facility. We understand that the church has little funding to provide a cleaning crew to take care of the restroom, but the conditions have been less than ideal. It is always dirty. The toilet is often clogged and toilet paper runs out frequently. In addition to this, the smell of the restroom is unpleasant because it has gone without cleaning for so long. Last week on Friday, a group called _______ met in the building. This group frequently leaves the bathroom in an unsanitary condition. Afterward, the need to have a clean restroom became so pressing that two employees from ________ cleaned it themselves. We hope that something can be done soon to resolve this issue soon.

Thank you for considering our request,

________"

Believe it or not, she actually had me revise it once before she submitted it. I feel special.

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